Trump slaps tariff on food imports with ‘metric calories’
Washington, D.C. — United States President Donald Trump doubled down on new protectionist policies today by slapping new tariffs on…
Fried clams now at par with gold
Cap-Pelé — With the price of fried clams in the Picture Province skyrocketing, as of Wednesday morning the traditional Maritime…
Trump to break up with Canada, trade with ‘younger, hotter’ country
Washington D.C. — During his daily 5 a.m. poop tweet session on Sunday morning, U.S. President Donald Trump shocked Canadians…
Insecure Maritime forestry workers deny existence of softwood
Saint John — As hundreds forestry workers and supporters gathered Monday to urge the federal government to demand a softwood…
Bay of Fundy Mer Folk legalize weed, mushrooms, pills
Blacks Harbour — In an early morning press conference in Blacks Harbour, the Bay of Fundy Mer Folk unveiled a…
P.K. Subban traded to Moncton Miracles in return for mascot Maximus
Moncton — The hockey world is reeling from a blockbuster trade that saw Montreal Canadiens all-star P.K. Subban traded to…