Opposition Tories obsessed with year 2010
Fredericton — As the Legislature prepares for a holiday recess until 2016, the opposition Tories are attempting to bring new…
Children to shelf elf: ‘Snitches get stitches’
Saint John — He knows if you’ve been bad or good, but Santa’s helpers better watch out. Local children are…
Man shuts door right in woman’s goddamned face
Quispamsis — A disturbing event took place in the early morning hours at the Quispamsis Village Place GoodLife gym. Twenty-three-year-old…
New Brunswickers secretly OK with climate change
Miramichi — As the premiers conclude their meeting with the newly minted Prime Minister on the hot topic of climate…
Confused New Brunswickers mistake victims of crime with criminals
Sussex — In a colossal misunderstanding, some residents of New Brunswick have mistaken the victims of the ongoing civilian conflict…
Norton: Montreal ‘being pussies’ about raw sewage
Saint John — Mayor Mel Norton has had enough of the complaining and hand-wringing about Montreal’s sewage release into the…