New Brunswickers still in shock after Starbucks quits making Unicorn Frapp
Fredericton — Coffee addicts are still reeling from the news that the Unicorn Frappuccino that mega-chain Starbucks promised would be…
Trump thinks ‘soft wood’ tariff related to erectile dysfunction
Washington, D.C. — In one of the most spectacular trade blunders in recorded history, it was leaked today that U.S.…
All passengers voluntarily get off NS to NL ferry after Marine Atlantic accidentally overbooks
North Sydney — It was chaos Friday night at a North Sydney motel and pizzeria after Marine Atlantic accidentally overbooked…
Thousands of groundhogs found dead in New Brunswick
New Brunswick — SPCA branches as well as police officers are baffled this morning as thousands of groundhogs have been…
Saint John Loch Lomond area declared ‘no-man’s land’ during construction
Saint John — The City of Saint John has announced the area surrounding the Loch Lomond Road has pre-emptively been…
Crybaby upset by obvious joke
Halifax — (Warning: some language in this story may be considered offensive to crybabies.) A Halifax bureaucrat is facing harsh…