UFO crashes near Plaster Rock, alien dies of boredom
Plaster Rock — A spectacular UFO crash site was discovered in a remote area off Route 108 near Plaster Rock,…
Men stunned to learn girlfriends couldn’t care less about space exploration, astronauts
Fredericton – After giving in and allowing her boyfriend Tom Harrity to purchase a cable package that included Bell Media’s…
Last known wild donair dies in NB nature preserve
New Brunswick — In a very sad turn of events, a wild donair, reportedly the last of its kind, perished…
Scantily clad nightclub-goers somehow immune to cold weather
Fredericton – As the temperatures plunged to nearly -40°C earlier this week, most reluctant New Brunswick residents hauled out their…
Downy introduces new space-time fabric softener
New Brunswick — With the release of a bold new product, Downy claims they have softened the last frontier of…
Petroleum producers call on Liberals to ‘chill the frack out’ on moratorium
Sussex – While petroleum producers last week were imploring Gallant’s Liberal government to hold off on a moratorium on hydraulic…