Lactose-intolerant man gets sick after drinking Tim Hortons latte
St. Stephen — Tim Hortons may be billing its new lattes as “perfectly uncomplicated,” but now the company is being…
Superstores to add maternity aisles, train all staff in child-delivery
Halifax — On Friday a woman gave birth in a bathroom stall in a Halifax Superstore, where an assistant manager…
New Brunswickers still in shock after Starbucks quits making Unicorn Frapp
Fredericton — Coffee addicts are still reeling from the news that the Unicorn Frappuccino that mega-chain Starbucks promised would be…
Trump thinks ‘soft wood’ tariff related to erectile dysfunction
Washington, D.C. — In one of the most spectacular trade blunders in recorded history, it was leaked today that U.S.…
Canada Revenue Agency resorts to ‘poking’ debtors on Facebook
Atlantic Canada — Remember a few years ago when people you barely knew would “poke” you on Facebook? Well, the…
Sussex man ‘still gets a kick out of the Minions’
Sussex — Russell Campbell is a 44-year-old father of three. He spends most of his day tending to his two-year-old…