Wearing mask outside now mandatory for ugly people in N.B.
New Brunswick — The Higgs government unveiled new protocols for mask-wearing in the Picture Province today that will require anyone…
Walk it off! Health and wellness advice from your 1995 little league coach Chester Lambert
New Brunswick — Disclaimer: Coach Lambert is not a licensed health-care practitioner and was once accused of beating a show…
Woman who gets all her news from local pop station ‘excited’ by election results
Saint John — After the Conservative Party’s successful coup of New Brunswick, securing a majority government in a snap election,…
Casino NB to reopen, but guests must not touch slot machines
Moncton — Casino New Brunswick in Moncton is finally set to reopen on Sept. 28. A few new rules will…
James Mullinger infestation plagues province once again
New Brunswick — As if COVID weren’t enough, this week, dozens of James Mullingers (Standupis Comedianous) were spotted lurking in…
Sussex Drive-In livestreams your father’s colonoscopy as ‘premium event’
Sussex — With movie theatres across the country just now beginning to reopen, one would think that this would have…