Gov’t to use DNA from Tims trash to track down litterbugs
New Brunswick — Tired of the constant barrage of Tim Hortons cups everywhere you look? Fear not! The Government of…
DFO: North Atlantic right whales are huge dopey klutzes
Cape Breton — The results of the latest necropsies of two dead North Atlantic right whales have yielded some unflattering…
Stratford, P.E.I. to stagger mealtimes to reduce stink of wastewater plant
Stratford — In response to outrage from Stratfordonians and Charlottetownians alike, Stratford’s town council has developed a Stink Reduction Strategy,…
Last remaining NB snowbank is 47% road salt, 25% sand, 16% dogshit, 12% trash, 0% snow
New Maryland — Guarding her front yard, Gail Whalley’s dark grey snowbank still stands along the highway in the June…
PCs lift fracking moratorium in Sussex area, will consult with First Nations after the fact
Sussex — While having a “senior moment” today, Premier Blaine Higgs accidentally revealed that his Progressive Conservative government has quietly…
Scheer says study needed on how single-use plastics ban would impact him personally
Ottawa — Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has announced a plan to ban single-use plastics in Canada by as early as…