New GNB climate initiative bans bottled, canned beer in favour of boxed
New Brunswick — Following in the footsteps of Trudeau with his soon-to-be-implemented single-use plastics ban, the Government of New Brunswick…
Gov’t to use DNA from Tims trash to track down litterbugs
New Brunswick — Tired of the constant barrage of Tim Hortons cups everywhere you look? Fear not! The Government of…
DFO: North Atlantic right whales are huge dopey klutzes
Cape Breton — The results of the latest necropsies of two dead North Atlantic right whales have yielded some unflattering…
Stratford, P.E.I. to stagger mealtimes to reduce stink of wastewater plant
Stratford — In response to outrage from Stratfordonians and Charlottetownians alike, Stratford’s town council has developed a Stink Reduction Strategy,…
Last remaining NB snowbank is 47% road salt, 25% sand, 16% dogshit, 12% trash, 0% snow
New Maryland — Guarding her front yard, Gail Whalley’s dark grey snowbank still stands along the highway in the June…
PCs lift fracking moratorium in Sussex area, will consult with First Nations after the fact
Sussex — While having a “senior moment” today, Premier Blaine Higgs accidentally revealed that his Progressive Conservative government has quietly…