Hurricane Matthew comes up with last-minute excuse to skip New Brunswick entirely
Fredericton — New Brunswick has been preparing for days to roll out the red carpet for Hurricane Matthew, who said…
Planet Earth to premiers: ‘Take your time guys, I’ll be fine’
System Sol — After a blowup following the announcement of a Canadian federally imposed minimum price on carbon, The Manatee…
PEI students to wear crop tops all winter to protest weather
Hampshire — Students at Bluefield High School in Hampshire, P.E.I. say they’re fed up with their province’s harsh climate and…
Local boyfriends gear up to go apple-picking, pumpkin-carving, other fall shit
New Glasgow — Autumn is officially upon us, and that means one thing for boyfriends all across the Maritimes: they’ll…
Annual N.B. moose purge begins
Fredericton — Blessed be the New Brunswick Founding Fathers, the annual 120-hour Moose Purge began yesterday at dawn. Thousands of…
CBC weatherman Peter Coade enters 7th week of balls-out bender following Guinness World Records win
Atlantic Canada — After officially gaining the title of world’s longest-serving weatherman, meteorologist Peter Coade has reportedly been spotted at…