Boomers announce that all food too spicy
Atlantic Canada — In a rare show of solidarity, baby boomers everywhere have officially stated for the record that all…
Greco Pizza named Atlantic Canada’s favourite fine Greek restaurant
Fredericton — Authentic Greek restaurants across the region were petrified today as their cultural cuisine’s name was dragged through the…
Gov’t to fast-track Sussex fracking to deter royals from moving in
Sussex — The Province of New Brunswick has long eyed the small community of Sussex as a possible location for…
This man’s life was utterly ruined because he ignored his phone updates
Fredericton — This New Brunswick man kept putting off his phone security updates, and now he’s lost his cat, his…
NB Power announces plan to harness ‘Big Dick Energy’ as viable source of electricity
Fredericton — Just a few short months after it was revealed that NB Power had sunk millions into a hydrogen…
Leading scientists recommend thinking before speaking
Cambridge, MA — After decades of intense study, leading experts now recommend that people think before they speak. “If you…