Fredericton southsiders enjoy foggy morning that masks ‘disgusting’ north side
Fredericton — From Forest Hill to Hanwell, residents of Fredericton’s south side were thrilled to wake up this morning to…
Trump thinks ‘soft wood’ tariff related to erectile dysfunction
Washington, D.C. — In one of the most spectacular trade blunders in recorded history, it was leaked today that U.S.…
Gallant announces Family Day, but adding Feb. 29 to NB calendar
Fredericton — All 100 or so New Brunswickers with jobs were overjoyed this morning to find out that a holiday…
Trudeau recommends 1999 film ‘The Virgin Suicides’ to gym buddies
Ottawa — It was “arms and back day” for Justin Trudeau and his workout cadre on Wednesday. The eight-member crew…
Canada Revenue Agency resorts to ‘poking’ debtors on Facebook
Atlantic Canada — Remember a few years ago when people you barely knew would “poke” you on Facebook? Well, the…
Sussex man ‘still gets a kick out of the Minions’
Sussex — Russell Campbell is a 44-year-old father of three. He spends most of his day tending to his two-year-old…