Saint John Loch Lomond area declared ‘no-man’s land’ during construction
Saint John — The City of Saint John has announced the area surrounding the Loch Lomond Road has pre-emptively been…
Kid thinks mom put ‘slow children playing’ sign up after failed math test
Fredericton — Crocket Street in Marysville is often used as a shortcut for divers looking for a quick way from…
Office worker has been ‘swamped’ for past 10 years, report colleagues
Fredericton — According to her colleagues, local office drone Jenny LeBrun has been too swamped to so much as reply…
Crybaby upset by obvious joke
Halifax — (Warning: some language in this story may be considered offensive to crybabies.) A Halifax bureaucrat is facing harsh…
Struggling New Brunswick looks to marijuana for economic salvation, relief from burden of exsistence
New Brunswick — “Something’s gotta give,” said an empathetic-sounding Brian Gallant regarding his desire for New Brunswick to become the…
Local drunk angered he wasn’t chosen as Moosehead Brewery Ambassador
Saint John — Local lush Jeremy Kilbride, 41, was enraged to find out he was not selected for the coveted…