Earth won’t shut up about latest MLM cleanse
Earth — Several of our solar system’s planets are getting fed up with listening to Earth go on and on…
6 enriching hobbies to lie about doing while quarantined
Atlantic Canada — You may be a fat piece of shit who has done nothing but drink and watch trash…
Karen advises that N.B. hospitals ‘woefully underprepared’ for coronavirus
Fredericton — Karen, the capital city’s Regional Double Diamond CEO of an MLM company that she doesn’t actually own, is…
Woman who’s ‘too tired’ to start movie puts on quick 17 episodes of series instead
Fredericton — Sandra Smith of Nashwaaksis has spent the last nine days barricaded in her bungalow with her boyfriend and…
New Brunswick politicians tackle COVID-19 on ‘The Manatee Political Panel’
New Brunswick — While everyone else is staying home and social distancing, our political leaders are hard at work combatting…
COWS Inc. releases new ice cream flavour ‘COWVID-19’
Charlottetown — The Gentle Island may be under a strict lockdown, but it’s business as “moo-sual” for COWS Creamery, who…