Gov’t to fast-track Sussex fracking to deter royals from moving in
Sussex — The Province of New Brunswick has long eyed the small community of Sussex as a possible location for…
This man’s life was utterly ruined because he ignored his phone updates
Fredericton — This New Brunswick man kept putting off his phone security updates, and now he’s lost his cat, his…
NB Power announces plan to harness ‘Big Dick Energy’ as viable source of electricity
Fredericton — Just a few short months after it was revealed that NB Power had sunk millions into a hydrogen…
Leading scientists recommend thinking before speaking
Cambridge, MA — After decades of intense study, leading experts now recommend that people think before they speak. “If you…
Most New Brunswick businesses turn to selling edibles
Fredericton — It seems like every day another company closes in New Brunswick, and it’s not for lack of motivation…
Duke, Duchess of Sussex moving to Sussex, New Brunswick
Sussex — The rampant speculation about Harry and Meghan’s new post-“Megxit” home ended earlier today. Representatives for the Duke and…