Listicle: Follow these 7 steps right now to have Trump impeached
Atlantic Canada — For some reason, people in Atlantic Canada are livid with the results of the U.S. presidential election…
U.S. election already most watched TV program since series finale of ‘The Littlest Hobo’
Atlantic Canada — Not since everyone’s favourite vagabond dog discovered a senile veteran harbouring a bomb has Atlantic Canada been…
Report: Mom probably already bought your Christmas present at Sears
Fredericton — A recent report by Statistics Atlantic has confirmed that your mom and/or grandma have more than likely already…
Canadians appalled to learn Walmart doesn’t give a shit about food waste
Halifax — After a former Vancouver-area Walmart employee blew the whistle on the corporation’s “disturbing” amount of food waste, Canadians…
‘The Manatee’ launches apparel and merchandise store
Atlantic Canada — The Manatee, known for ruining the days of innocent Maritimers by posting “false news,” has launched an…
‘Fashion Police’ seeking Maritime diamond thieves
Charlottetown — After accomplishing many daring diamond robberies across Canada, the Fashion Police are asking Maritimers to be on the…