Canada pays Khadr $10M to do something about that unibrow
Ottawa — The Government of Canada is ponying up a steep sum to pay Omar Khadr to pluck his godawful…
Rothesay passes bylaw against dogs pooping outdoors
Rothesay – With the scourge of hearse-driving millennials seemingly dealt with, the Town of Rothesay, N.B. has turned its focus…
Justin Trudeau and Pitbull continue Canada 150 Atlantic tour
Grand Bay-Westfield — Justin Trudeau will be travelling to Atlantic Canada today as part of his Canada 150 summer cross-country…
NB wins title ‘Birthplace of Confederation,’ Charlottetown named ‘Drunken One-Night Stand of Confederation’
Ottawa — An official announcement was made from Ottawa today and the issue of the birthplace of Confederation has finally…
Trump to break up with Canada, trade with ‘younger, hotter’ country
Washington D.C. — During his daily 5 a.m. poop tweet session on Sunday morning, U.S. President Donald Trump shocked Canadians…
Listicle: Top 10 other clubs Justin Trudeau joined this week
Ottawa — This past week, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau garnered delight and scorn as he became the newest member of…