New Brunswick MLAs diagnosed with severe amnesia
Fredericton — In an embarrassing revelation, the Liberal government announced yesterday that it forgot to pass the MLA pay freeze…
World peace to be achieved by next Thursday, weather permitting
Halifax — Leaders of the world’s 192 nations have announced that a ceremony to end all war forever will be…
Proud Boy Terrorists busted with 18th-century cannons
Halifax — Halifax Regional Police successfully busted a Proud Boy Terrorist group on Dutch Village Road last week in Fairview,…
Province to give Campobello Island to United States
Welshpool — In a shrewd political move by the Government of New Brunswick, the island of Campobello, N.B., will officially…
Canada pays Khadr $10M to do something about that unibrow
Ottawa — The Government of Canada is ponying up a steep sum to pay Omar Khadr to pluck his godawful…
Rothesay passes bylaw against dogs pooping outdoors
Rothesay – With the scourge of hearse-driving millennials seemingly dealt with, the Town of Rothesay, N.B. has turned its focus…