Canada Post begs citizens to buy their crappy Chinese-made goods at the mall instead of online
Atlantic Canada — After the Canadian Union of Postal Workers rejected Canada Post’s latest offer in ongoing labour negotiations, Canada…
Orange Crush™ soda machine named new leader of the Liberal party
Fredericton — After an emotional farewell speech on Thursday, Brian Gallant stepped down from his position as leader of New…
Moncton to house homeless in Avenir Centre arena when not in use
Moncton — The new Moncton arena, known as the Avenir Centre, is already a major attraction for athletes and sports…
Brian Gallant to New Brunswickers: ‘Peace out, boy scouts!’
Fredericton — Outgoing Liberal leader Brian Gallant is having the best day ever. After putting up with all of New…
Biggest asshole you know instructs Facebook friends to ‘be kind’
Halifax — That condescending twat you know from university is going around telling people to be kind, according to multiple…
NB storms prove even God was rooting for Gallant
New Brunswick — With another treacherous winter storm ripping through the Picture Province this week, it’s becoming abundantly clear that…