Scrap yard CEO passes ‘burst of pressure’ during Saint John press conference
Saint John — CEO Herb Black, also known as the “Scrap King,” is denying that he passed gas during a…
Former governor generals cursed to a lifetime of public speaking events
Ottawa — Former governor general David Johnston appeared lifeless at the grand opening of a new daycare today. “I’m dead…
BP reassures public it is committed to being top climate change contributor, despite offshore drilling setbacks
Sydney — This week, BP announced that it will permanently close one of its drilling wells off the Nova Scotian…
Gallant draws E.I. after resigning as Liberal party leader
Shediac — Sources have confirmed that Brian Gallant has successfully applied for employment insurance benefits following his resignation as leader…
The origin of Timmy from Temperance Vale
Nackawic — Many have asked how we at The Manatee met the legend that is Timmy from Temperance Vale. By…
Higgs says he will run province like the Irvings ran their business: from Bermuda
Bermuda — Years before becoming the leader of the Progressive Conservatives, recently appointed Premier Blaine Higgs served 33 years as…