Frederictonians just glad to learn vicious, carnivorous reptile now safe and sound
Fredericton — A gigantic, hideous snake has been spotted on Albert Street in the capital city, not far from where…
Fredericton to move Tim Hortons to traffic circle, keep all bad drivers in one spot
Fredericton — Fredericton City Council approved an emergency measure last night to move the Regent Street Tim Hortons location to…
Two-million-year-old coupon found in cave definitive proof NB cavemen unemployed, cooked with flour
Rockwood Park — A question that has plagued Canadian anthropologists for at least a few minutes or so has finally…
Prissy little crybabies of Northrop Frye School need teacher to take them to the washroom, Edith Cavell students report
Moncton — According to students of Edith Cavell, a combined elementary and middle school in Moncton, the little baby princesses…
Sackville space-watcher spots Earth’s second moon
Sackville — Earth and the moon. Gaia and Diana. They are the chocolate and peanut butter of the solar system…
Blood moon total eclipse a sign that gods displeased with Gallant gov’t
Fredericton — In an event straight out of heathen folklore, the people of New Brunswick have received a spectacular warning…