Breaking: Premier Gallant resigns from office after failing to impress ex-girlfriend
Fredericton — In a sudden and shocking turn of events, New Brunswick Premier Brian Gallant has announced today that he…
Five essential tips for surviving the Fredericton roundabout
Fredericton — While the City of Fredericton reported only 10 accidents on the new roundabout’s opening day, residents are still…
NB Power to charge whatever they feel like, customers invited to ‘deal with it’
New Brunswick — In an announcement that came as no surprise to anyone, NB Power has revealed that, this winter,…
Real news getting dumber, making jobs of satirists harder
Carleton County — After exactly one year of delivering quality satire to the people of New Brunswick, The Manatee has…
The Manatee celebrates one year of satirical news in NB
Today marks ONE YEAR since The Manatee’s first published story! We would like to thank our loyal readers for continuing…
NB now has lowest minimum wage in Canada, Gallant suggests ‘that makes sense’
New Brunswick — Today, 5 Canadian provinces raised their minimum wage and New Brunswick wasn’t one of them. The have-not…