Canada — Just in time for the holidays, The Manatee brings you a fun-filled game that’ll bring the whole family together and make them bea...
Canada implementing age limit on senior voters for next election
New Brunswick — Prime Minister Justin Trudeau came to the New Brunswick legislature Thursday to announce that at the next federal election Canad...
Old people who type with one finger to determine fate of country
Fredericton — Election day is here, and that means that a bunch of near-senile poll workers who would be fired for incompetence from any ordinar...
Parliament to hold ‘prime minister reveal party’
Ottawa — You’ve heard of gender reveal parties — proud parents-to-be gather friends and family together to let them know whether the...
Listicle: Top 9 unexpected ways climate change will affect you
Atlantic Canada — After several news outlets reported that allergy sufferers would endure worse symptoms because of climate change, we at The Ma...
Sarah from the Conservative Party drunk-texts everyone in Canada
Atlantic Canada — This morning has been a tough one for Sarah from the Conservative Party of Canada, who boasts a headache, nausea, dry mouth an...