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New Brunswick—It is generally acknowledged that the Canadian prime minister occupies a significantly smaller role in the public discourse than the Ame...

N.B. women fully support Dr. Tam’s recommendation to wear mask during sex
New Brunswick — Yesterday, Canada’s top health official, Dr. Tam, said that Canadians should consider wearing a mask during sexual activit...

The Manatee presents: the CBC Comments Section Drinking Game
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Canada implementing age limit on senior voters for next election
New Brunswick — Prime Minister Justin Trudeau came to the New Brunswick legislature Thursday to announce that at the next federal election Canad...

Old people who type with one finger to determine fate of country
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