Fredericton couple trapped in close proximity with their kids for entire snow day
Fredericton — As most operations in town were shut down Thursday due to heavy snowfall, many families found themselves stuck…
Gallant refusing to answer questions on future NB youth
Shediac Ridge — Almost one week after his whimsical weekend wedding in St. Andrews, New Brunswick Premier Brian Gallant is…
Energy and sports drinks still only recommended for insufferable douchebags, pediatricians say
Atlantic Canada — The Atlantic Coalition of Insufferable Douchebags, or A.C.I.D., has lately taken notice of the number of children…
Parents accept child will not be athlete after he scores on own goal yet again
Rothesay — After scoring a hat trick for the opposing team in last night’s U8 boys soccer game, Rothesay parents…
Six-year-old boy admits to string of Saint John bank robberies
Saint John — All eyes were on New Brunswick’s troubled youth yesterday after a six-year-old boy admitted to a string…
Man trapped in car with kids singing songs they don’t know
Cape Breton — There’s an old joke that bees hum because they don’t know the words. Well, now it appears…