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’90s French teachers confirm that Dimoitou has died

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NB, News, NFLD, NS, PEI
January 12, 2019

Atlantic Canada — It is with heavy hearts that all 1990s elementary school French teachers in the Maritimes report that Dimoitou, the gangly gre...

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Dietitian who says school nutrition policy ‘can work’ is promptly eaten alive by students

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NB, News, Politics
September 11, 2018

Fredericton — It’s been just one week since the children of New Brunswick have returned to their classrooms, and already, teachers and parents a...

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Brian Gallant premieres his ‘Gallantian Wit’

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NB, News, Politics
January 24, 2018

Fredericton — A longtime admirer of former British prime minister Winston Churchill and his famous wit, Premier Brian Gallant has been developin...

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Teachers calling for early end to school year due to lack of snow days

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Environment & Weather, NB, News, Politics
March 1, 2016

New Brunswick — Most of the province has been thrilled with this year’s winter weather, especially compared to the previous 2 years, which...

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Fredericton kindergarten students to conduct homeless count

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NB, News
February 10, 2016

Fredericton — A group of enterprising kindergartners who are just learning their numbers are planning to set out in the streets of the capital c...

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Prissy little crybabies of Northrop Frye School need teacher to take them to the washroom, Edith Cavell students report

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NB, News
September 29, 2015

Moncton — According to students of Edith Cavell, a combined elementary and middle school in Moncton, the little baby princesses of Northrop Frye...

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Tim Hortons to include mandatory tip in price of hot beverages

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yes I hope that they will do that for the time's They should do that for the hole word.

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I agree with you.

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How's 'bout the holes in the (local sports team)?

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Then why don’t you go an see for your god damn self! I’ve worked there for 8 years doing everything down to baking and working the front before switch...

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