In exclusive interview, Jesus clarifies he has no affiliation with Saint John pastor
Saint John — Not normally one for interviews with the press, Jesus Christ granted The Manatee an exclusive one-on-one discussion…
NB storms prove even God was rooting for Gallant
New Brunswick — With another treacherous winter storm ripping through the Picture Province this week, it’s becoming abundantly clear that…
Awful weather proof God angry with the Maritimes
Moncton — Religious scholars and meteorologists gathered in Moncton on Thursday to review the ongoing “wrath of God” weather happening…
God sends flood to destroy New Brunswick
Fredericton — Water levels are rising fast in the Picture Province, and many residents have noticed that the perennial springtime…
God disappointed NFL prospect didn’t thank him during draft
Heaven — Saint Peter looked uncomfortable outside the pearly gates during God’s exclusive NFL draft party. Manatee staff could hear…
God: Saint Johners no longer fear my wrath
Saint John — The Trinity Royal Church announced this week they are struggling to keep the doors open due to…