PotashCorp to use billion-dollar mine as rec centre
Penobsquis — Government officials and inspectors from WorkSafeNB have approved plans to allow Potash Corporation of Saskatchewan to turn their…
Trudeau recommends 1999 film ‘The Virgin Suicides’ to gym buddies
Ottawa — It was “arms and back day” for Justin Trudeau and his workout cadre on Wednesday. The eight-member crew…
UNB swim team pledges to keep Sir Max Aitken Pool full with their urine
Fredericton — In a last-ditch effort to prevent freezing their butts off in the St. John River, the UNB men’s…
Man stops working out but doesn’t mention it on Facebook
Moncton — Kyle Sutherbey, a 27-year-old from Moncton, evidently has decided that he’s fine with being a little chubby, as…
Man shuts door right in woman’s goddamned face
Quispamsis — A disturbing event took place in the early morning hours at the Quispamsis Village Place GoodLife gym. Twenty-three-year-old…
NBCC to offer selfie degree program
Fredericton — New Brunswick Community College announced today that the Fredericton campus will begin offering a full-time program in the…