Fredericton — Instead of pretending any longer, Canadians are collectively admitting that they don’t read the news, but actually receive a...
Brunswick News agrees to not publish any more news whatsoever
Saint John — After being taken to court by the Higgs government over a leaked carbon tax policy they had acquired, Brunswick News agreed earlier...
Dumbasses call to defund CBC, fund old guys yelling in trucks
New Brunswick — Idiots who are sick of “the CBC” and its “left-wing agenda” have finally had enough, and are calling for...
Update to CBC news sites replaces ‘old-school’ articles with inscrutable flashing images
New Brunswick — CBC news sites across the country have received a face-lift in an effort to make them look more hip, sleek — and horrifica...
CBC is publishing journalists’ diaries and you won’t believe what happens next!
Fredericton — Gonzo-style journalism has made it to the Picture Province only about 45 years late, and CBC New Brunswick is hitting the ground r...
Robin Hood flour is suddenly really, really, really goddamn good
Canada — Holyfuckingshit Robin Hood flour is sooooooooooooooooooo f’ing good all of a sudden! We had to ask some people why it’s like that now b...