Listicle: Top 8 reasons going to movies is great during COVID as long as you’re a masochist
New Brunswick — Going to the movies was once an exciting night out on the town for cinephiles of all…
Man debates whether shit urgent enough to take at King’s Place
Fredericton — Local man James David Lorne MacKinley (Jimmy) is debating today whether the shit he needs to take is…
Early snow confuses men, causes them to shop for Christmas before Dec. 23
Fredericton — The earlier winter weather has thrown off hundreds of men across the Maritimes, who have reportedly purchased all…
Canada Post begs citizens to buy their crappy Chinese-made goods at the mall instead of online
Atlantic Canada — After the Canadian Union of Postal Workers rejected Canada Post’s latest offer in ongoing labour negotiations, Canada…
Ailing Brookside Mall gets long-awaited Hart transplant
Fredericton — The Brookside Mall on Fredericton’s north side has been on life support from pretty much day one, and…
Giving baby ‘creative’ name best predictor of them working at the mall forever
Halifax — A long-term Statistics Atlantic study that monitored 1,000 Maritime babies born in the 1980s and ’90s has revealed…