Gassy minority calls for continuation of social distancing, mask mandates
Fredericton — As protesters gathered in the heart of downtown Fredericton this weekend calling for an end to all COVID-19…
Higgs sleeps through protest outside his home
Rothesay — Protesters gathered Saturday evening outside of Premier Blaine Higgs’s home, in an attempt to get him to finally…
Level 3 restrictions do not apply if you are really mad about them
Moncton — Legal scholars amongst the radical opposition to COVID restrictions have uncovered a new loophole in the Level 3…
Health minister announces change in vaccination method — in the ass
Fredericton — Bend over and drop your undies, New Brunswickers. Health Minister Dorothy Shepard today announced a change in the…
Grocery stores to alleviate fear of empty shelves by ‘tossing everything into a big pile’
New Brunswick — If you’ve walked into a grocery store this past week, you might have noticed that the shelves…
Saint John mayor believes ice fishing shacks are solution to homelessness
Saint John — The Mayor of New Brunswick’s second-largest municipality believes she has found the solution to her city’s sad…