Higgs sleeps through protest outside his home
Rothesay — Protesters gathered Saturday evening outside of Premier Blaine Higgs’s home, in an attempt to get him to finally…
Local woman says better instructions needed about where to pee on rapid tests
Moncton — After unsuccessfully using all three boxes of rapid tests sent home from school, a Moncton woman says there…
Level 3 restrictions do not apply if you are really mad about them
Moncton — Legal scholars amongst the radical opposition to COVID restrictions have uncovered a new loophole in the Level 3…
Health minister announces change in vaccination method — in the ass
Fredericton — Bend over and drop your undies, New Brunswickers. Health Minister Dorothy Shepard today announced a change in the…
Grocery stores to alleviate fear of empty shelves by ‘tossing everything into a big pile’
New Brunswick — If you’ve walked into a grocery store this past week, you might have noticed that the shelves…
Saint John mayor believes ice fishing shacks are solution to homelessness
Saint John — The Mayor of New Brunswick’s second-largest municipality believes she has found the solution to her city’s sad…