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Saint John man paints crosswalks camo to celebrate ‘straight pride’

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August 9, 2019

Saint John — While the City of Saint John is not officially recognizing “straight pride” since the concept is stupid as fuck, one lo...

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White Skittles™ popular with N.B. white pride groups

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July 5, 2019

Chipman — In yet another obvious attempt by large corporations to capitalize on social movements, Skittles once again changed their colourful ca...

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New Brunswick creates ‘rainbow highway’

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June 7, 2018

Fredericton — The government of New Brunswick is going out of its way to affirm its support for rainbow crosswalks, and some might argue they ar...

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Newfoundland town narrowly avoids setting dangerous precedent for being open-minded, inclusive

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May 1, 2018

Springdale — A tiny Newfoundland town has made national news for their rejection of a request by high school students to add a rainbow crosswalk...

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Fredericton woman shaken up after using rainbow crosswalk

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August 11, 2017

Fredericton — A Fredericton woman was causing quite a stir on Facebook this morning after posting an outcry about the new rainbow crosswalk pain...

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