Low-calibre candidate promises to be low-calibre mayor
Saint John — Darrell Bastarache views himself as many things: businessman, community leader, and the next mayor of Saint John.…
‘I thought we were all in this together,’ says dipshit who has done nothing to stop COVID spread
Saint John — Justin Austin, a Saint John resident, is at a loss for words after he was outed for…
Local super-spreader goes public about public shaming for shameful behaviour
Saint John — New Brunswick native and COVID super-spreader Cortland Cronk has had enough of the malicious teasing about his…
Saint John council unanimously votes to smash headlights of every car parking uptown
Saint John — New Brunswick’s Port City has finally had enough of all these damned cars. After introducing several new…
Darling calls on new masochists to run for Saint John mayor
Saint John — As dusk falls on the mayorship of Don Darling, he is calling on new masochists to run…
GNB hiring process switches to reality show format
Fredericton — The Government of New Brunswick today announced important new changes to its hiring process. All applicants must now…