Saint John — Darrell Bastarache views himself as many things: businessman, community leader, and the next mayor of Saint John. But one thing he ...
‘I thought we were all in this together,’ says dipshit who has done nothing to stop COVID spread
Saint John — Justin Austin, a Saint John resident, is at a loss for words after he was outed for not wearing a mask in a public building. Austin...
Local super-spreader goes public about public shaming for shameful behaviour
Saint John — New Brunswick native and COVID super-spreader Cortland Cronk has had enough of the malicious teasing about his decision to go out p...
Saint John council unanimously votes to smash headlights of every car parking uptown
Saint John — New Brunswick’s Port City has finally had enough of all these damned cars. After introducing several new parking initiatives,...
Darling calls on new masochists to run for Saint John mayor
Saint John — As dusk falls on the mayorship of Don Darling, he is calling on new masochists to run to replace him as mayor of Saint John. In a n...
GNB hiring process switches to reality show format
Fredericton — The Government of New Brunswick today announced important new changes to its hiring process. All applicants must now undergo a man...