Parents living on cigs, energy drinks say school lunches look like dog food
New Brunswick — A brand-new government school lunch program is taking heat from many New Brunswick parents, who say the…
No zombie apocalypse; empty schools because everyone out sick, says minister
Fredericton — Education Minister Bill Hogan finally spoke out today to address bizarre dystopian rumours related the province’s schools. For…
Saint John moves all students into TD Stadium to be taught by single teacher
Saint John — Back in the day, high school students were known to try and pile themselves into tiny phone…
Higgs claims ‘we’ll all get chlamydia’ during news conference
Fredericton—During a news conference on Friday, Premier Blaine Higgs shocked reporters when he said that “we’ll all get chlamydia.” “There…
Teachers granted emergency COVID enforcement powers
Fredericton — In a historic political mishap, the New Brunswick government has enacted a mandatory order granting emergency COVID enforcement…
Province celebrates one week of COVID-free schools
Fredericton — A jubilant Blaine Higgs announced today that all schools in the province have been free of COVID-19 for…