The Maritimes — After an autumn weather bomb detonated in Atlantic Canada on Thursday, there was one very visible victim of the blast. Election ...
World peace to be achieved by next Thursday, weather permitting
Halifax — Leaders of the world’s 192 nations have announced that a ceremony to end all war forever will be held next Thursday — weat...
NB Power to begin brainstorming ways to keep power on, not off
New Brunswick — The provincial power commission has announced a groundbreaking new plan: to start thinking of ways to keep the power on, instead...
Man asks ‘Cold enough for ya?’, gets punched in face
Saint John — While the temperatures are cold, the tempers were flaring today at the Saint John City Market. Sixty-three-year-old market patron D...