'Survivor' finally comes to Canada

Shediac — It’s been 15 years since audiences around the world first heard Jeff Probst yell the words “Survivors ready!” and now the popular game show is finally coming to Canada, with its first season being filmed in New Brunswick.

Brenda Henderson, an executive at Global Television Network, was thrilled to make the announcement Monday morning at a press conference held at one of New Brunswick’s best-known landmarks, Shediac’s giant lobster. “We here at Global TV are thrilled to finally bring Survivor to Canada,” she said, standing in front of the towering lobster. “And we could think of no better place to start than here in New Brunswick, where’s it’s hard enough to survive even without the obstacles that our contestants will be facing.”

The show is set to begin filming on Feb. 1 at an undisclosed wooded area of the province, and the show’s producers are currently looking for contestants from all over the country.

survivor2Canada has been vying for a visit from the show, but until now there have been too many roadblocks in the way.

“The biggest challenge we had was that the producers said no one would watch unless the contestants were mostly naked, like they are in the popular American version of the show,” said Henderson. “That was difficult for us because we wanted to really make this a Canadian show, not just a cheap imitation. To do so, we needed to have the show set with the contestants facing real Canadian elements, like ice and snow and below-freezing temperatures.”

Henderson claims the network had a sudden epiphany. “Finally it came to us — let’s just disregard the well-being of the participants! We’ll still have all the Canadian weather and stuff, but we’ll force them to wear their swimsuits anyway.”

Jeremy Ross, a network supervisor, was the one who initially came up with the idea to just not care. “Everyone was trying to think of all these creative ways to keep our contestants healthy and well cared for, while at the same time having them used as sex symbols to ensure high ratings,” he recalled. “Then, I just said something like ‘screw the contestants.’ I mean, who cares if they get frostbite or hypothermia or something? We’ll just have them sign a disclaimer — problem solved. I mean, it’s not like we’re forcing them to apply for the show or anything. People can make their own decisions.”

No host has been named as of yet, but The Manatee has learned that the network has narrowed its search down to Ben Mulroney and Alan Thicke. The show will feature 18 contestants from across the country with 1 person being voted off every 3 days until a single survivor remains. The winner will get $25,000 in cash — much less than the $1 million given in the American version — and a used Honda Civic donated by Jim Gilbert’s Wheels and Deals located in Fredericton.

Applications are currently being accepted and should be recorded onto a VHS cassette and mailed to Global Television’s head office in Toronto.

  1. I hope they include a few celebrities, like Justin Bieber, a few members from the band Mariana’s Trench, and Stephen Harper.

  2. Typical Canadian version…$25k vs $1million….and a USED Honda Civic….pathetic!!!

  3. LOL you gotta read the bottom of this page… “DISCLAIMER:
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  4. Caroline Bourgeois January 20, 2015, 5:18 pm

    I thought it didn’t make sense too.

  5. Instead of Canadians going through their everyday life maybe it should be the US Survivor contestants who should try to survive through our weather, that would be funny. They complain its cold when it rains on the show, try putting them in Labrador in February. I don’t know if $25,000 and a used car is worth applying,

  6. I thought the request for the video to be on VHS was a dead giveaway.

  7. We’ve had it for a long time, and I always had the same question. “WHY?”
    Now my question to to all of Canada is, “WHY?”

  8. The One day I listen to the Eagle in Cape Breton this is the story they are reading! 🙂

  9. Listen, for season 2, through 16 university students down in Hudson bay: the amount, of drama, comedy,etc. Then you can make it like the USA survivor (weather wise, etc) as long as it is in May & June, June & July or July & August…..

  10. put me in their and ill win


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