Canada — Whether you’re stuck in the house self-isolating or this is just a normal weekend for you, The Manatee is proud to present our se...
Canadians admit they get all their news from memes
Fredericton — Instead of pretending any longer, Canadians are collectively admitting that they don’t read the news, but actually receive a...
CBC to put ‘is this news’ poll after stories on Facebook
Toronto — In order to appease its audience and deliver a better experience the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation has announced that it will be a...
Dumbasses call to defund CBC, fund old guys yelling in trucks
New Brunswick — Idiots who are sick of “the CBC” and its “left-wing agenda” have finally had enough, and are calling for...
NB man loses job and family after forgetting to set clock forward three years in a row
Nashwaaksis — Fred Dunlap awoke to a shock Monday morning when he found his family of four had packed up and left and there was a voicemail on h...
Saint John launching its own positive ‘news’ channel
Saint John — After Saint John’s Deputy Mayor Shirley McAlary called for a four-month ban on “negative” news during a city coun...