Listicle: Top 10 jobs for defeated MPs
Fredericton — In the recent federal election, dozens of incumbent MPs were not re-elected. Several of these former members of…
Fertility clinic gives women option to freeze eggs until world less shitty
Halifax — A Nova Scotia fertility clinic is offering women the chance to freeze their eggs until sometime in the…
Higgs to New Brunswickers: ‘Put on a sweater’
Fredericton — Premier Blaine Higgs says that in the wake of the 37.6% show of Liberal support from New Brunswick…
Man takes up smoking to get more breaks at work
Fredericton — Taking note of how frequently his cigarette-loving co-workers step outside for some “fresh air,” Service Canada employee Trent…
Canadians to political parties: ‘We don’t like or hate any of you enough’
Canada — As the curtain falls on another federal election campaign, Canadians have told politicians that they don’t really trust…
Old people who type with one finger to determine fate of country
Fredericton — Election day is here, and that means that a bunch of near-senile poll workers who would be fired…