Quispamsis uses anti-discrimination act to defend pro-white homophobes
Quispamsis — The mayor of Quispamsis took time off from keeping deer out of peoples’ gardens yesterday to justify hosting…
Man debates whether shit urgent enough to take at King’s Place
Fredericton — Local man James David Lorne MacKinley (Jimmy) is debating today whether the shit he needs to take is…
Road maintenance work to extend into people’s houses
Saint John — Summer is here, and the seasonal road maintenance work is in full swing across the province. The…
Gov’t to use DNA from Tims trash to track down litterbugs
New Brunswick — Tired of the constant barrage of Tim Hortons cups everywhere you look? Fear not! The Government of…
DFO: North Atlantic right whales are huge dopey klutzes
Cape Breton — The results of the latest necropsies of two dead North Atlantic right whales have yielded some unflattering…