Gov’t to use DNA from Tims trash to track down litterbugs
New Brunswick — Tired of the constant barrage of Tim Hortons cups everywhere you look? Fear not! The Government of…
DFO: North Atlantic right whales are huge dopey klutzes
Cape Breton — The results of the latest necropsies of two dead North Atlantic right whales have yielded some unflattering…
Feminism win! This boss only hires attractive women under 25
Moncton — Wow, this is what we call a slam-dunk for gender parity in the workplace! The 51-year-old CEO of…
Study: New Brunswickers offended when others have ambitions, are successful
Fredericton — A recent study conducted by University of New Brunswick reported that most New Brunswick residents feel offended when…
Fredericton office worker arrested for starting washroom conversation
Fredericton — A provincial government employee was arrested this morning following a tragic turn of events that took place in…
Brunswick News agrees to not publish any more news whatsoever
Saint John — After being taken to court by the Higgs government over a leaked carbon tax policy they had…