Fredericton Royals player kneeling during anthem not protesting, just fat
Fredericton — While United States President Donald Trump is continuing his outspoken fight against athletes kneeling during the national anthem,…
Energy and sports drinks still only recommended for insufferable douchebags, pediatricians say
Atlantic Canada — The Atlantic Coalition of Insufferable Douchebags, or A.C.I.D., has lately taken notice of the number of children…
Irving Oil partners with Tesla to provide electric vehicle chargers across Maritimes
Saint John — In a surprise announcement Friday, Irving Oil tweeted out their plans to partner with Tesla Motors to…
Record-setting humidity proof God hates St. Stephen
St. Stephen — Some may call it “God’s country,” but it seems God himself has taken offence to such a…
Charlotte County to lose Facebook access for month-long study
Fredericton — Charlotte County, New Brunswick will lose access to Facebook for one full month this winter as part of…
Billboards personally attack Riverview woman
Riverview — Due to several complaints lodged by residents, the town of Riverview has launched a survey to determine what…