Trump thinks ‘soft wood’ tariff related to erectile dysfunction
Washington, D.C. — In one of the most spectacular trade blunders in recorded history, it was leaked today that U.S.…
Gallant announces Family Day, but adding Feb. 29 to NB calendar
Fredericton — All 100 or so New Brunswickers with jobs were overjoyed this morning to find out that a holiday…
Trudeau recommends 1999 film ‘The Virgin Suicides’ to gym buddies
Ottawa — It was “arms and back day” for Justin Trudeau and his workout cadre on Wednesday. The eight-member crew…
Canada Revenue Agency resorts to ‘poking’ debtors on Facebook
Atlantic Canada — Remember a few years ago when people you barely knew would “poke” you on Facebook? Well, the…
Blaine Higgs’ moustache still missing, presumed dead
Quispamsis — After several days of intense searching, Kennebecasis Valley Regional Police are holding out little hope of locating Blaine…
Alma suing provincial government for use of word ‘sticky’ in tourism campaign
Alma — The tiny seaside village of Alma, N.B., along with the Albert County Tourism Association are trying to stick…