Listicle: 9 printable NB Mother’s Day cards

Listicle: 9 printable NB Mother’s Day cards

New Brunswick — We here at The Manatee understand how important mothers are, and we also know how lazy New Brunswickers are. So, we’ve taken it upon ourselves to help all of you ungrateful children who haven’t already gotten your mom a card for Mother’s Day this coming Sunday. Now you won’t have to run to the nearest Circle K and pick up a plain old generic 99-cent piece of crap that doesn’t express any genuine feeling at all.

  1. In celebration of Mom and one of New Brunswick’s  most iconic images:
  2. Some mothers taught manners, others taught tastes in beer:
  3. Oh, the great lengths we’ll go to tell Mom we love her:
  4. You love her so much that you continue to live in New Brunswick:
  5. A coffee as sweet as her:
  6. Much prettier than a ring with her stupid birthstone on it:
  7. In homage to our owners, I mean the Irvings, who are making our beautiful forests even more beautiful:
  8. We’re bursting with love for our mothers:
  9. It’s hard work raising brats like us:
  1. Lisa De Angelis May 14, 2017, 9:36 pm

    Hahahaha. Perfect. And quite usable in the province of your choice.


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