Man shuts door right in woman’s goddamned face
Quispamsis — A disturbing event took place in the early morning hours at the Quispamsis Village Place GoodLife gym. Twenty-three-year-old…
Voice of Metallica frontman James Hetfield heard in Saint John thunderstorm
Saint John — A thunderstorm literally “rocked” the “heavy-metal capital” of New Brunswick last evening when Metallica lead singer James…
Alpha-female seeks man to let her be her own independent woman —- or she’ll send him packing
Moncton — Local woman Tamara Smith, 21, recently confessed to all of Facebook that, despite already possessing natural good looks…
Canadian Forces solves fat problem by lowering standards
Gagetown — The Canadian Armed Forces had a growing problem with its soldiers being fat, but that has changed recently…
New Brunswickers secretly OK with climate change
Miramichi — As the premiers conclude their meeting with the newly minted Prime Minister on the hot topic of climate…
Startup conglomerate ‘Circlejerk Inc.’ takes hold of downtown Fredericton
Fredericton — Calling it a “gripping new way of doing business,” serial entrepreneur Joseph Richmond, 47, said his new conglomerate…