Two-million-year-old coupon found in cave definitive proof NB cavemen unemployed, cooked with flour
Rockwood Park — A question that has plagued Canadian anthropologists for at least a few minutes or so has finally…
Prissy little crybabies of Northrop Frye School need teacher to take them to the washroom, Edith Cavell students report
Moncton — According to students of Edith Cavell, a combined elementary and middle school in Moncton, the little baby princesses…
Sackville space-watcher spots Earth’s second moon
Sackville — Earth and the moon. Gaia and Diana. They are the chocolate and peanut butter of the solar system…
Blood moon total eclipse a sign that gods displeased with Gallant gov’t
Fredericton — In an event straight out of heathen folklore, the people of New Brunswick have received a spectacular warning…
Beavers did not get their cut from Chipman grow-op, says RCMP
Chipman — The RCMP have released the identity of the man arrested in conjunction with Friday’s takedown of a local…
Anyone within 50 metres of Fredericton Tannery to be charged cover
Fredericton — Starting Oct. 1, anyone caught within 50 metres of the Tannery in downtown Fredericton will be charged a…