NB asks residents to help fool new students into staying
New Brunswick — As the 2015-16 academic year begins, the provincial government is once again asking all of New Brunswick’s…
Town of McAdam wants out
McAdam — At the town council’s last meeting, councillors voted unanimously to secede from Canada and join the United States.…
New Brunswick hunters reject ray-guns, refuse to shoot digitally
Oromocto — A functioning prototype of an electrolaser ray-gun failed to shock the audience at the biannual gun fair in…
City of Fredericton reports only 10 accidents on roundabout opening day
Fredericton — In a pleasantly surprising press release, the City of Fredericton reported only 10 motor vehicle accidents on the…
NB stoners manage to rustle up new audience to be force-fed pot stories
Saint John — We’ve all got that one friend who’ll never shut up about weed: where they got it, what…
NB Power adrenaline junkies itching to start Mactaquac refurbishment project
Mactaquac — NB Power officials are eagerly awaiting the chance to begin their next high-risk project — the Mactaquac Dam.…