Campbellton daycare looks to infect children with COVID-19 while they are ‘still young and healthy’
Campbellton — Two daycares in the Campbellton were affected this week after a child was diagnosed with COVID-19. While both…
New Brunswick’s ugliest city tries to pin blame on abandoned shopping carts
Moncton — The Arsehole of the Maritimes, Moncton, N.B., is attempting to blame abandoned shopping carts for the unsightliness of…
‘Be…in this place’: Ancient N.B. prophecy finally deciphered
Mount Carleton — The wise prophet and former New Brunswick premier Shawn Graham has been out of the spotlight for…
Emboldened by easing of restrictions, New Brunswick plans orgies, kissing booths, other touchy-feely celebrations
Fredericton — Premier Blaine Higgs announced today that the province would finally be moving into the yellow phase, the last…
Covid-19 forces university grads to backpack across New Brunswick
Fredericton — Backpacking across Europe, Asia or South America has long been considered a rite of passage for new grads,…
Hot people protest wearing of face masks
Atlantic Canada — The country’s chief public health officer is reminding Canadians to wear non-medical face masks when physical distancing…