N.B. gov’t opens newest ‘tip line’ to report distracted drivers
New Brunswick — Building on the popularity of the New Brunswick government’s “tip line” for those who violate the COVID-19…
‘We’ve been training for this all our lives’: New Brunswickers
New Brunswick — When it comes to Canada-wide competition in almost anything, the small Maritime province of New Brunswick is…
‘That b*tch Carole the Basking shark killed her husband, fed him to the tiger sharks’: Joe Exoskeleton
Somewhere off the coast of New Brunswick — In the midst of the global pandemic, Hugh Manatee, our resident sub-marine…
J.D. Irving halts supply of toilet paper to N.L. & Labrador in effort to enforce social distancing
Newfoundland — COVID-19 projections released on April 1 for Newfoundland and Labrador show the peak of the pandemic might not…
N.B.’er hopes no ones dies in pandemic — except for maybe one guy in particular
Oromocto — As uncertainty and fear over possible deaths from COVID-19 cover the province like spring snow, a New Brunswicker…
Campbellton cannibals resolve to fast in observance of Good Friday
Campbellton — As COVID-19 continues to ravage the globe, the cracks in our civilized society are beginning to show, and…