Conservatives welcome Kris Austin in effort to appeal to more awful people
New Brunswick — In a surprise announcement Tuesday afternoon, Kris Austin, leader of the province’s People Alliance Party, is disbanding…
Higgs claims ‘we’ll all get chlamydia’ during news conference
Fredericton—During a news conference on Friday, Premier Blaine Higgs shocked reporters when he said that “we’ll all get chlamydia.” “There…
New Brunswick government hopes this time won’t be like all those other times
New Brunswick — After two years of a global pandemic, much of the world is uncertain of how to proceed.…
Health minister announces change in vaccination method — in the ass
Fredericton — Bend over and drop your undies, New Brunswickers. Health Minister Dorothy Shepard today announced a change in the…
GNB develops new test that just tells you not to worry about mysterious brain disease
Fredericton — A mysterious brain disease that has been afflicting an alarming number of residents in New Brunswick’s northeast region…
Easter Bunny recovering after tragic nor’easter mix-up
Norton — Millions around the world are praying for the quick recovery of a beloved figure after he was found…