Somewhere in the Arctic Ocean — In a move that stunned elves and reindeer alike, senior management in Santa’s Workshop are implementing sweeping...
New carbon tax causes internet boycott of the environment
Saint John — At the stroke of midnight, a new carbon tax came into effect at the gas pumps in New Brunswick, and with it a new reason to be piss...
Santa says no to carbon tax on reindeer farts
North Pole — While he’s been busy deciding who is naughty or nice lately, Santa Claus says that he remains undecided about the new carbon ...
Trudeau imposing new carbon tax on marijuana smoking
Halifax — Starting in 2017, marijuana enthusiasts might need a loan if they want to get stoned. Yesterday in Halifax, the federal finance minist...
New Brunswick too cool to attend Toronto climate summit
Toronto — New Brunswick was the only province not in attendance at the Climate Summit of the Americas in Ontario last week. The summit invited a...