Miramichi — Drugs are apparently filling the streets of Miramichi and city leaders are calling for residents to step up and put an end to the cr...

Report: White-nosed bats actually cocaine addicts
Albert County — Zoologists revealed today that New Brunswick’s bat population is not being snuffed out by a rogue fungus as previously bel...

‘Monkey’ in airport was cocaine drug mule
St. John’s — A seemingly innocent monkey who gained cult popularity on social media has been arrested at St. John’s International Ai...

Robin Hood flour is suddenly really, really, really goddamn good
Canada — Holyfuckingshit Robin Hood flour is sooooooooooooooooooo f’ing good all of a sudden! We had to ask some people why it’s like that now b...

BREAKING: Oxford blueberry mired in cocaine scandal
Oxford — The famous landmark of Oxford, N.S. that greets visitors as they pull into the Main Street Irving was arrested and charged on multiple ...

NB entrepreneur credits success to government support of awful business ideas
Rothesay — Chet Phelps may be a millionaire many times over, but he’s no stranger to failure. In fact, the 54-year-old resident of Rothesay’s po...